snapchatting:

what’s the difference between a lawyer and a mango? lots of things! i love to make jokes

(via sandwichmakermaker)

engiebooty:

thekumazone:

Mom boat!!

“KIDS ARE YOU FIGHTING BACK THERE”

“I WILL TURN MYSELF AROUND”

(via hitmeintheovaries)

cocaineteas:

You gotta love dialogues in porn.

THIS IS “PG PORN” BY JAMES GUNN THE DIRECTOR OF GOTG 

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doodlur:

"Nothing goes over my head. My reflexes are too fast and i will catch it."

doodlur:

"Nothing goes over my head. My reflexes are too fast and i will catch it."

(via multifandom-clusterfuck)

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soras-majestic-butt:

do you ever catch yourself thinking of something so weird and fucked up that you have to stop mid-thought and your face is

image

(via denisodinson)

- But he’s The Capitol darling. They love him here. Charming, smart, and very skilled at combat. Especially in water.

- What about weaknesses?

- One. Mags.

(via thebakerson)

baiosbootybutt:

Very insightful, thank you

baiosbootybutt:

Very insightful, thank you

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thejory:

birdshower:

No

wtf… WTF!? WHAT THE FUCK!? if you ever say that to me and my otp ever again…………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………

thejory:

birdshower:

No

wtf… WTF!? WHAT THE FUCK!? if you ever say that to me and my otp ever again…………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………

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bagmilk:

mom can i borrow money to buy you a present

(via denisodinson)

pussykraken:

i honestly dont know how, when early 2000s dreamworks execs were faced with producing a cheap and fast knock-off capitalising of the success of finding nemo,  a movie composed of celebrities faces mo-capped and pasted onto uncanny valley fish people, fish puns, baffling attempts at hip-hop culture, mafia movie tropes, a plot stolen from a spaghetti western, a subplot shitting on L.A and jack black converged into existence but The Lord finds a way

pussykraken:

i honestly dont know how, when early 2000s dreamworks execs were faced with producing a cheap and fast knock-off capitalising of the success of finding nemo,  a movie composed of celebrities faces mo-capped and pasted onto uncanny valley fish people, fish puns, baffling attempts at hip-hop culture, mafia movie tropes, a plot stolen from a spaghetti western, a subplot shitting on L.A and jack black converged into existence but The Lord finds a way

(via pbbbbbbbbbbbbtt)

foxyshy:

school nurse be like

image

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super-who-locked-in:

angle-of-depression:

nothingcorporate:

opinions on abortions are kinda like nipples

everyone has them but women’s are a little bit more relevant 

But all you ever see are men’s

Oh shit

(via thebakerson)

destronomics:

The Skyler White EffectThe cognitive dissonance that happens when a female character is presented by the narrative as absolutely correct in their judgment of a male character, and yet the viewers assume she’s the bitch.

destronomics:

The Skyler White Effect
The cognitive dissonance that happens when a female character is presented by the narrative as absolutely correct in their judgment of a male character, and yet the viewers assume she’s the bitch.

(via bravenewuniverse)