penelopgarcia:

if they dont play ‘year 3000’ at least once on the new year’s of 3000 i will literally rise out of my grave and set everyone on fire

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Say it again and I’ll kick your ass,” I quietly muttered as I quickly walked away. streeter (via collegehumor)

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nikktheconqueerer:

YOU GUYS CANT EVEN FUCKING WAIT 5 DAYS TO MAKE THIS JOKE JESUS

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illegalaustralien:

Friend: If you had a superpower, which one would you choose?

Me:

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rawtranquility:

A flower for you, my lady.

rawtranquility:

A flower for you, my lady.

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bigrnac:

lets play “how rude can i be until u realize i dont like u”

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That’s the problem with putting others first; you’ve taught them you come second. — (via angiellehcim)

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